spvcepriince:

I think it really sucks when you realise how alone you are because you only really talk to 1 maybe 2 people and when neither of them are available you kind of just lay there in bed hoping your phone will buzz with a text from them or something so you continuously check it and you try to distract yourself and then you get sad about how alone you really are

cmder:

fullmetalwindbreaker:

cmder:

cmder:

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

microtear:

Therapist: i want you to say something positive about urself

Me: i have eyes

patronustrip:

Superpowers

I quote my friend @hailqueerdeer
SHE PROTEC
SHE ATTACC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
SHE DRIVE TRUCC

Enjoy,
patronustrip

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iused-tolove-her:

nigeah:

weloveshortvideos:

This dog definitely felt the warhead

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

Lmfao he ready to fight

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

drugdyke:

800-dick-pics:

bananapeppers:

aimlessme:

My co-worker is fostering eight Spinone puppies. They’ve figured out they can move their pen around the house if they work together.

what a cute slime mold

@drugdyke

these dogs really capture the struggle of the working class

coolcatx:

COMET WHAT ARE YOU DOING

xmamakat:

vivilevone:

richiewheeler:

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

omnifluctuating-hellscape:

monsters-and-teeth:

clarys:

mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax

It ain’t suicide. She’ll live on after this, she’s just killing all of us off.

thank God. I wholeheartedly support her decision

theboyindacorner:

Atlanta (s1e04)

nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

sonypraystation:

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀